Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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