There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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