But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
ugly people sure do ruin things
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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