I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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