I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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