I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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