Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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