Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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