R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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