The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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