I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I need a beard to bite.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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