I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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