Sry I called you an 8
Your face is a jimmy john
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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