I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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