HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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