I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize
