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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  SEEEEXXX PLEASE

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?

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• (315): View more from New York

  MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!

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  AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!

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• (914): View more from New York

  Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly

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• (818): View more from California

  Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.

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• (858): View more from California

  TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people

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