i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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