What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
How's work?
Spinning.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
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