Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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