Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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