What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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