Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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