one might say we're banned from that church
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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