i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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