I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize