it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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