i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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