Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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