Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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