New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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