I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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