My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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