I saw his package. It spoke to me.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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