The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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