Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I stole a fireplace last night.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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