I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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