adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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