You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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