i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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