i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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