i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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