xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
