Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
ugly people sure do ruin things
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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