Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It's never too late to be topless.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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