just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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