You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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