WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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