I feel like I'm in dance class right now
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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