There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
