If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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