Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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