I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
