erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You're like the curious george of whores
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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