if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Randomize
