Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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