Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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