at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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