We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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